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"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. " Tom Clancy

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. " Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. " Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it''s pretty damned good. " Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. " Unknown

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. " Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. " George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." Matt Barry

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease. " Unknown

"My kid had sex with your honour student. " Bumper Sticker

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. " Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. " Woody Allen

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. " George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. " Henry Miller

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn''t love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. " Lynn Lavner

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. " P. J. ORourke