This Beautiful Monday
Sign posted at my worktstation :
I DO NOT WORK WELL WITH IDIOTS. IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT, PLEASE KINDLY STAY AWAY. SIMPLETONS ARE NOT WELCOMED AS WELL, THIS IS AN OFFICE, NOT A KINDERGARTEN
Posted on my colleague's workstation by me :
IT IS ***, NOT ****. DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO READ? AND PLEASE SHE ONLY HAS TWO HANDS, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF
We are now snowed in with mountain of work, hand-washing seniors, stupid errors, indecisiveness and general apathy of many of our colleagues.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
6 Comments:
"hand-washing seniors"...
Also known as the Art of Tai-Chi by those people "up there" ;)
Cheers!!! :D
Ouch! Sounds like a live-wire environment...
[heheh... Love the signs though]
hyelbaine : yeah, tai chi, that's the phrase. too bad for me, my martial arts skills very poor.
maverix : hehe. the sign is still up.
on same note, the auditors asked my colleague if it means they shouldn't disturb me. my colleague told them it is ok, it wasn't directed at them. :P poor things, hope I didn't scare them
"IT IS ***, NOT ****."
I'm curious, what's those unspeakable words? :P
I'm curious too. I think the best advertising campaign ever is to blank out one or two words in it with ***s and try to mislead the people into thinking they're bad words.
Confusion is fun. :)
Hope your workplace is getting less hostile now.
iblogme : just a name ;) email you about it if you must know.
Saffron : Yup, let your target group's mindset/imagination run the ad. Drop you a msg over YM later lah if you must know. And workplace is still the same :P
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