Pets and Partners :P

Girlfriends and boyfriends are like pets. You feed them, dress them up, groom them, play with them, pat them, scold them, worry about them, whisper sweet nothings to them. A hug and a snuggle. A big wet kiss. Without them, life can be lonesome sometimes. Even with all the extra work of maintaining one (or two), it's something most of us enjoy doing. Works even better when you have the object of your affection eating out of your hands, literally and figuratively.