You Tagged Me!

Got this from iblogme a long while ago. Sorry! Long overdue. I'm going to answer your tag now. :P


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What follows is a list of different occupations. The reader must select at least five of them. The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader). Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be an game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer
If [Reader] could be a Transformer // If [Reader] could be a computer virus
If [Reader] could be a porn star // If [Reader] could be another blogger
If [Reader] could be a grain of sand // If [Reader] could be a fly on a wall
If [Reader] could be the Pope // If [Reader] could be the Dalai Lama
If [Reader] could be a whistle blower // If [Reader] could be a Playmate
If [Reader] could be the President of the U.S. // If [Reader] could be a dictator
If [Reader] could be a footballer // If [Reader] could be a TAR participant
If [Reader] could be a Miss Universe // If [Reader] could be a mamak-stall boss
If [Reader] could be a crocodile hunter // If [Reader] could be a pirated VCD seller
If [Reader] could be a Donald Trump // If [Reader] could be a dog
If [Reader] could be a ghost // If [Reader] could be a teddy bear
If [Reader] could be a Care Bear // If [Reader] could be a supermodel
If [Reader] could be Paris Hilton // If [Reader] could be a contortionist


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If I could be a/an...

• If I could be a Jedi, I would slap some sense Anakin Skywalker to come up with better reasons for turning to the Dark Side and offer my loyalty to the Sith Lord in return for letting me kill Anakin to stop the cheesy love-lines he spews out. I shall be known as Darth Lovekiller.

• If I could be a llama-rider, I would ride the llama bareback while I am stark naked.

• If I could be a proctologist, I would go into research to invent a device to make human waste smell good and perhaps eliminate the need to waste bloody time in the toilet as well.

• If I could be a footballer, I will join Liverpool and break Harry Kewell's leg during training matches. That wuss!

• If I could be the Dalai Lama, I will end my vow of celibacy and take advantage of my celebrity status to get Paris Hilton naked, and videotape it. Then I proceed to other women :P Muahahahaha.

I shall pass this on to :
Magic : she should be able to come up with better stuff :P

Solb1kenobi : ahem, as a change from the lengthy exchanges in the comment section quite recently.

Erna : I want to see this great writer write!