In A Faraway Place

If say Amidala did not die. And Anakin (now Darth Vader in that uber cool black suit) tries to get fresh with her. What would happen?

Darth Vader : Oh Padme, I want you so.
Amidala : Oh Annie. I still do love you.

They proceed to erm, get passionate and strip.

Amidala : Eeeeks! There is nothing down there! Oh how are we going to do it Annie?

Darth Vader screams in shame.

What then? Use the light saber? The other end of the light saber. Hmm, does the light saber have a deactivation button that ensures it doesn't get switched on while in the heat of the moment? Else there may be a painful death. :D