Some People Are Just Pain

Email received from pain in the neck of the office who has nothing better to do. Wonder if it is because appraisal & bonus is near :

Dear All,
At 10.41 am today I went to the Pantry & found the tap running.
Such carelessness is wasteful not only in monetary terms to the Company
but to the environment as clean water is a very precious & diminishing
natural asset.
So I appeal to everyone to exercise more care & ensure that you turn off
the tap properly and completely after use.
Thank you for your cooperation.

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Draft email for me to steal the thunder from pain in the neck :

I went to the pantry and found the lights switched on. There wasn't anyone there. I now order all of you to make sure the lights are not switched on when no one is in the pantry.

Petroleum prices are higher than ever before, reaching a peak of US$ 55.30 per barrel. More than half our electricity comes from petroleum based power plants. We need to use less for the sake of humanity and our children and children's children.

Those not switching off the pantry lights should not have children because they do not know how to be responsible for the future generation.

If we don't comply, we all will die and it will be the end of the world when we run out of petroleum.

Thank you.